Sweet Tight Pussy (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
2. 1/2 oz 7-Up
3. 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
4. 1 oz Pineapple Juice

Erection

1. 6 oz Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka
2. 6 oz DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker schnapps
3. 4 oz Sprite soda

Drunk

1. 2 oz Vladivar vodka
2. 2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
3. 1 oz lime cordial
4. 4 splashes lemonade

Diva Licious (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz E&J brandy
2. 1/2 oz cranberry juice
3. 1/2 oz orange juice                                      
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Quickie (Shot)

1. 1 oz bourbon whiskey
2. 1 oz white rum
3. 1/4 oz triple sec

Fuck Me By The Pool

1. 1 oz Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps
2. 1 oz peach schnapps
3. 2 oz orange juice

Fuck Me Hard (Shot)

1. 1/4 oz vodka
2. 1/4 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
3. 1/4 oz triple sec
4. 1/4 oz amaretto almond liqueur
5. 1/2 oz raspberry liqueur
6. 1 splash cranberry juice
7. 1 splash orange juice

Fuck In The Graveyard

1. 1/2 oz Vodka
2. 1/2 oz Apple Schnapps
3. 1/2 oz Blue Curacao
4. 1/2 oz Raspberry Liqueur
5. (Fill to Top) Cranberry Juice
6. 1/2 oz Rum
7. 1/2 oz Blueberry Schnapps
8. 1 splash Orange Juice

Bitches Aint Shit

1. 1 1/2 oz Amaretto
2. 4 oz Cola

The Fucking Shit

1. 2 parts Vodka
2. 4 parts Cranberry Juice
3. 1 part (frozen) Pink Lemonade

Purple Fucker

1. 1/2 oz Absolut  vodka
2. 2 oz Captain Morgan spiced rum
3. 1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
4. 1 oz blueberry schnapps
5. 2 oz cranberry juice

Dick In The Dirt

1. 1/2 shot Southern Comfort
2. 1 shot Vodka
3. 1 splash Grand Marnier
4. 1 shot Peach Schnapps
5. 1 splash Cranberry Juice
6. 1/2 shot Yukon Jack
7. 1 splash Pineapple Juice

Dew Me

1. 1 oz Southern Comfort
2. 1 splash Lemon Juice
3. 1 oz Bourbon
4. 4 oz Mountain Dew

Hot Pussy (Shot)

1. 2 drops Tabasco Sauce
2. 1/2 oz Cinnamon Schnapps
3. 1 oz La Grande Passion Liqueur

Hot Dick (Hot Drink)

1. 2 oz Grand Marnier
2. 2 oz Irish Cream
3. 1 1/2 oz Whipping Cream
4. 4 oz (hot) Espresso

Cum In A Hot Tub (Shot)

1. 2 parts Vodka
2. 1 part White Rum
3. 5 drops Irish Cream

Creamsicle

1. 1 1/2 oz Vanilla Liqueur
2. 3 oz Orange Juice
3. 1 1/2 oz Milk

Pussy Popper

1. 3 oz vodka
2. 2 oz triple sec
3. 2 oz cranberry juice
4. 1 tbsp grenadine syrup
5. 2 oz orange juice

Juicy Pussy (Shot)

1. 1 oz Peach Schnapps
2. 1 oz Irish Cream
3. 1 splash Pineapple Juice

Crazy Orgasm

1. 1 oz Vodka
2. 1 pinch Sugar
3. 1 oz Triple Sec
4. 2 oz Cranberry Juice
5. 2 oz Orange Juice

Chronic

1. 1 1/2 oz 7-Up
2. 1 oz Hpnotiq
3. 1 oz Canadian Whiskey

Pink Crystal

1. 2 oz Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila
2. 2 oz Alize Red Passion liqueur
3. 2 oz peach schnapps
4. 1 splash sweet and sour mix

Big Johnson

1. 2 oz vodka
2. 2 oz Jack Daniel's Downhome Punch
3. 4 1/2 oz 7-Up soda
4. 1 dash sweetened lime juice
5. grenadine syrup

Big Hicky

1. 3/4 oz vodka
2. 3/4 oz raspberry vodka
3. 1/2 oz triple sec
4. 1/2 oz lime juice
5. 1/2 oz grenadine syrup
6. 1 1/2 oz 100% cranberry juice

A Big Pink Dick

1. 1 oz coconut rum
2. 1 oz grenadine syrup
3. 6 oz milk

Doggystyle

1. 1 oz coconut rum
2. 1 oz Absolut Raspberri vodka
3. 6 oz Sprite soda

Throw Me Down And Fuck Me (Shot)

1. 1 1/2 tsp Southern Comfort
2. 1 tsp Pineapple Juice
3. 2 tsp Grenadine
4. 1 1/2 tsp Canadian Whiskey

A Little Dick'll Do (Shot)

1. 2 oz George Dickel Tennessee whiskey
2. 3 - 5 splashes Mountain Dew citrus soda

Bend Me Over Slammer

1. 1 oz Amaretto
2. Club Soda
3. 1/2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
4. 1 1/2 oz Canadian Whiskey

Crawl Down My Pussy

1. 2 oz vodka
2. 1 oz Seagram's gin
3. 1 cup crushed ice
4. 4 oz chilled Sprite soda

Got Kicked In The Jimmy (Shot)

1. 1 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey
2. 1 oz Finlandia vodka
3. 1 oz Dewar's Scotch whiskey
4. 1 oz Bushmills Irish whiskey
5. 1 oz Jim Beam Black Label bourbon whiskey

Sit On My Face Mary Jane (Shot)

1. 1 part Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur
2. 1 part Irish Cream
3. 1 part Canadian Whiskey

My Sweet Red Lips

1. 2 oz vodka
2. 2 oz raspberry schnapps
3. 3 oz cranberry juice

Corn - Fed Country Pussy

1. 2 oz peppermint schnapps
2. 3/4 oz grenadine syrup
3. 4 oz orange juice

Bald Pussy

1. 1 splash Lime Juice
2. 1 shot Vodka
3. 1 shot Triple Sec
4. 1 splash 7-Up
5. 1 shot Lime Vodka
6. 1 1/2 shots Melon Liqueur
7. 1 1/2 shots Blueberry Schnapps

Puss and Lips

1. 2 oz Stoli Razberi vodka
2. 1/2 oz triple sec
3. 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
4. 3 - 4 oz cranberry juice
5. 2 - 3 lime

Wet and Wild Lip Tickler

1. 1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
2. 1 oz Vodka
3. 1 oz Triple Sec
4. Orange Juice
5. 1/2 oz Creme de Almond

Slippery When Wet (Shot)

1. 1/3 oz Jose Cuervo gold tequila
2. 1/3 oz Everclear alcohol
3. 1/3 oz grenadine syrup

Flaming Nerd (Shot)

1. 1 oz Bacardi 151 rum
2. 1/2 oz Boo Koo energy drink
3. 1/2 oz orange juice

Big Booty Shake

1. 1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
2. 1/2 tsp Vanilla
3. 3/4 cup Chocolate Ice Cream
4. 1 cup Milk

Booty Call (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz Hpnotiq liqueur
2. 1/2 oz peach schnapps
3. 1 splash pineapple juice

Ghetto Booty (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
2. 1/2 oz Raspberry Vodka

Purple Wet Dream

1. 1 1/2 oz vodka
2. 1/2 oz DeKuyper Grape Pucker schnapps
3. 4 - 5 oz 7-Up soda

Wet Pussy

1. 2 oz Irish Cream
2. 1 oz Raspberry Liqueur
3. 6 oz Milk

Phat Pussy (Shot)

1. 1/3 oz Absolut vodka
2. 1/3 oz amaretto almond liqueur
3. 1/3 oz cranberry juice
4. 1/3 oz ginger ale
5. 1/3 oz orange juice

Clit Licking Cowgirl (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2. 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish cream

Three Wise Men and Their Bastard Cousin (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey
2. 1/2 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey
3. 1/2 oz Johnnie Walker Red Label Scotch whisky
4. 1/2 oz Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila

Prickly Porn Star

1. 1/2 oz DeKuyper Raspberry Pucker schnapps
2. 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3. 3 oz 7-Up soda
4. 3 oz pineapple juice

Fiery Balls Of Death (Shot)

1. 1 shot Vodka
2. 1/3 shot Triple Sec
3. 1/3 shot Everclear

Call A Cab

1. 1/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
2. 1/4 oz Southern Comfort
3. 2 oz Sprite
4. 1/4 oz Coconut Rum
5. 1/4 oz Orange Vodka
6. 1/4 oz Peach Schnapps
7. 2 oz Cranberry Juice
8. 2 oz Pineapple Juice
9. 1/4 oz Creme de Bananes

All Night Long

1. 1/2 oz Vodka
2. 1/2 oz Coconut Rum
3. 1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur
4. 4 oz Pineapple Juice
5. 2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
6. 1/2 oz Dark Creme de Cacao

Sexual Chocolate

1. 3 parts Coffee Liqueur
2. 3 parts Irish Cream
3. 1/2 part Raspberry Liqueur
4. 1 splash Soda Water
5. 1 splash Milk
6. 3 parts Dark Creme de Cacao

Hot Dick (Hot Drink)

1. 2 oz Grand Marnier
2. 2 oz Irish Cream
3. 1 1/2 oz Whipping Cream
4. 4 oz (hot) Espresso

Hot Lesbian Sex (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz cherry brandy
2. 1/2 oz peach brandy
3. 1/2 oz peach schnapps
4. 1 splash 151 proof rum

Wild Sex

1. 1 oz Vodka
2. 1 oz Coconut Rum
3. 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
4. 1 oz Cranberry Juice
5. 1 oz Orange Juice
6. 1 oz Pineapple Juice
7. 1/2 oz Grenadine

Kinky Sex

1. 1/2 oz whiskey
2. 1/2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
3. 6 oz ginger ale
4. 1/2 oz lime juice
5. 1 slice lime

Love Potion

1. 1/2 cubes Ice
2. 1 oz Vodka
3. 1 oz Amaretto
4. 1 oz Peach Schnapps
5. 1 oz Cranberry Juice
6. 1 oz Orange Juice

Viagra Shot

1.  1/2 oz Amaretto
2. 1/3 oz Creme de Menthe
3. 1/2 oz Irish Cream
4. 1/3 oz White Creme de Cacao

Sex With The Bartender

1. 1/2 shot Lime Juice
2. 1/2 shot Triple Sec
3. (Fill With) 7-Up
4. 1/2 shot Coconut Rum
5. 1 splash Irish Cream
6. 1 splash Lime
7. Lemon
8. 1 splash Grenadine

Mix rum, triple sec, lime juice, grenadine and 7-up. Garnish with lemon and lime, then splash irish cream down the middle.

Cum In Your Mouth

1.  1/4 oz Vodka
2. 3/4 oz Raspberry Liqueur
3. 2 oz Cream

Pour all ingredients into a blender. Blend until smooth. Pour into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Have Fun With Your Dildo

1. 2 oz Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey
2. 2 oz gold tequila
3. 4 oz coke

Lipstick On Your Dipstick "shooter"

1. 1 tsp Smirnoff  Vodka 
2. 1 tsp Grand Marnier orange liqueur
3. 1 tsp Bailey's Irish cream
4. 1 tsp Kahlua coffee liqueur
5. 1 tsp grenadine syrup

Layer in a shot glass, in this order; grenadine bottom, kahlua, baileys, gm, vodka top. 

Pierce Clit (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
2. 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
3. 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
4. 1/2 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker 
5. 1/2 oz Watermelon Schnapps 
6. 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice

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Pain In The Ass

1. 1 oz of Midori Liqueur
2. 1/2 oz of Barcardi 151
3. 1 oz of Malibu Coconut Rum
4. 1/2 oz of DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
5. 2 oz of Pineapple Juice 
6. 2 oz of 7up

Eat My Pussy (Shot)

1. 1/4 oz of Vodka
2. 1 oz of Irish Cream
3. 1/2 oz of Rum
4. 1 drop of chocolate syrup
5. 1 oz of milk
6. Top it off with a little bit of whip cream

Pussy On Your Face

1. 3/4 oz of StrawberryVodka
2. 3/4 oz of Banana Liqueur
3. 1 oz of Melon Liqueur
4. 1 oz of sweet and sour
5. A splash of Pineapple Juice and Orange Juice

Panty Thief

1. 2 oz of Everclear
2. 2 oz of Crown Royal
3. 2 oz of Jagermeister
4. 6 oz of 7 up

Long Island Iced Tea

1. 1/2 oz of Vodka
2. 1/2 oz of Gin
3. 1/2 oz of Rum
4. 1/2 oz of Tequila
5. 1/2 oz of Triple Sec
6. Add a splash of sweet and sour and a splash of coke

New Orleans Hurricane

1. Mix 3/4oz of Bacardi Light Rum
2. Mix 3/4oz of Myers dark rum
3. Mix 3/4oz of Bacardi 151
4. Mix in even amounts of orange juice and pineapple juice with a splash of grenadine
5. Shake it then pour it over ice

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Watermelon Margarita

1. Mix 3/4oz of Sminoff Watermelon Vodka,
2. Mix 3/4oz of watermelon pucker 
3. A splash of sweet and sour.
4. Put sugar around the rim of the glass 
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