Sweet Tight Pussy (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
2. 1/2 oz 7-Up
3. 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
4. 1 oz Pineapple Juice

Erection

1. 6 oz Smirnoff Raspberry Twist vodka
2. 6 oz DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker schnapps
3. 4 oz Sprite soda

Drunk

1. 2 oz Vladivar vodka
2. 2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
3. 1 oz lime cordial
4. 4 splashes lemonade

Diva Licious (Shot)

1. 1/2 oz E&J brandy
2. 1/2 oz cranberry juice
3. 1/2 oz orange juice                                      
Plastic Hurricane Margarita Glasses - 12 Pack

Quickie (Shot)

1. 1 oz bourbon whiskey
2. 1 oz white rum
3. 1/4 oz triple sec

Fuck Me By The Pool

1. 1 oz Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps
2. 1 oz peach schnapps
3. 2 oz orange juice